EVER since Denis Healey as Chancellor of the Exchequer found he could raise cash by selling off the Treasurys shares in BP in 1976 even socialist politicians have seen the revenue potential of auctioning off the states strange and vast portfolio of dormant assets. Labours privatisation of Qinetiq for £1.3bn (E1.9bn, $2.3bn) this year is an example.
Another candidate the Treasury wants sold is Scottish Water, the biggest of the British water entities. It is reckoned to be worth £2bn. No wonder Brown wants to float it.
Yet there is an exquisite anomaly. Scottish Water is formally under the aegis of the devolved government of Scotland. This is dominated by the Scottish Labour Party but in close collusion with the Liberal Democrats. To judge from some of the hostile remarks from the Scottish political classes, it would seem this slothful water utility is a sacred object. Water, they argue, is a natural right that cannot be vulgarised or degraded by reduction to the language of drainage, flows, soaks or, worse, balance sheets. Some refer to it as Gods Water. The implication is God is a socialist.
If the Chancellor were not a Scottish MP and the heir to the Labour Partys throne the Scottish establishment could better portray it as a desecration of a holy object but Brown cannot be portrayed as a heartless merchant banker hence the anguish in Scotland that is a pleasure to us market folk to observe.
Scottish Water supplies 2.2m people and 130,000 businesses. It supplies its customers from huge reservoirs that encircle Scotlands cities. It is the evolved result of mostly municipal enterprise. I have not seen it argued that private water flowed less freely or was of a poorer quality.
What will be amusing to watch will be the struggle between a Chancellors desire to raise cash against the emotional attachment to public ownership. Constitutionally Brown cannot instruct Scotlands First Minister Jack McConnell to yield this agency to the stock market but informally McConnell may be making an adverse career decision if he blocks the Chancellor. The Scottish Lib Dems seem hostile to privatisation yet Sir Menzies Campbells first policy prescription was to endorse the privatisation of the Post Office.
Even Scotalnds Conservatives are diffident about bringing Scottish Water to market. Murdo Fraser, their spokesman, urges it be reconstituted as a mutual company owned by workers.
When I was a small boy I cycled in the hills of the north of England where Derbyshire and Cheshire meet. In the distance I could see stretches of water but the accesses were blocked with barbed wire and gates with notices reading Public Property: Keep Out. I dont think I grasped the paradoxical comedy of this until I studied economics years later. Now, with the water utility privatised the signs say Private Property: Public Welcome. There are walks, gardens, arboretums, a restaurant, picnic sites and parking lots.
Why do Scottish politicos think public ownership a blessing to be preserved? Is it that they like the patronage or dignity it gives them? It is baffling. Do they observe bureaucratic provision to work? It is so irrational and contrary to Scottish common sense I cannot understand their emotional responses.
Privatisation seems to me to offer benevolent transformation.
I offer the First Minister of Scotland the 10 miracles of privatisation to dent his complacency:
1. It lowers prices. Costs are criticised with new eyes.
2. It enhances quality. Customers matter.
3. It creates choices.
4. It minimises corruption. Political or bureaucratic