ANDREW Neil describes the BBC as "one of the last unreformed institutions". He is right. This curious entity - not quite a quango or yet a nationalised industry - has remained inviolate since it was contrived by accident when radio was an utterly new technology and television merely a twinkle in the mind of a Helensburgh inventor.
The British Broadcasting Company was gifted its primary asset - its chunks of space on the electro-magnetic spectrum - by a Home Office totally unaware of what it was doing. The evolution of the BBC will end its cycle when the government forces the corporation to switch off these analogue signals and only transmit in digital format. This sounds a bit technical. It is. It is also crucial.
The entire Â£3.4 billion operation has been built on the error that broadcasting "space" was rare and had to be rationed by authority. The arrival of the three techniques - cable, satellite and internet - render these policy assumptions obsolete. It is time the BBC was gifted back to those of us who have been subject to its bizarre poll tax funding device: the licence fee. Other privatisations have consisted in us all buying back what we nominally owned already ... British Airways, British Steel, British Rail.
Let the licence certificate be deemed to be a share certificate. In future, we should all expect a dividend. My suggestion is that it be paid just before Christmas every year.
It would be unkind not to praise the BBC for some of its output. We all have our favourite programmes and prized actors. I enjoy listening to the daily Radio Four early morning advert for more subsidies for farmers. It irritates me out of bed.
The fact we have some much loved sequences does not dent my point. All these features could still be available if the BBCâs monolithic inertia was broken. The pretext behind which the BBC camouflages itself is "public service". I have never seen it defined. It seems to mean merely that the market place is far too vulgar and our betters must provide uplifting, measured or balanced output.
John, now Lord Birt, the former supremo of this singular bureaucracy described the BBC as "wasteful" and "Byzantine" and like an "unwieldy Soviet-style command economy". He spent millions on management consultants and brushed away a few cobwebs, but it remains a remnant of a Britain long gone.
We think its assets are its buildings, transmitters, talented staff and archives of past hits. In the marketplace, we would see if this was really true. My hunch is that its primary asset is the intangible one - the electro-magnetic spectrum space plus the b